So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
I won’t rest until I own this..
but will you travel across the land, searching far and wide?
WHO NEEDS A FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WHEN YOUR IMMIGRANT PARENTS ARE ON THE PHONE WITH SOMEONE FROM THEIR NATIVE COUNTRY
girls only want me for my wingspan and beautiful plumage
please stop sending me chain mail, it is 2013 and i have absolutely no need for this magnificently crafted armour